Good morning beautiful

"Good morning, beautiful."
"Go away."
"Why?"
"Because it's 8 o' clock on saturday morning, you know i'm not a morning person, why the hell are you here?"
"Because i have a surprise for you sunshine."
"Cant it wait?"
"No, look i brought you coffee and the newspaper, i know you love to read the newspaper."
"Wonderful. Can i go back to bed?"
"No."
"MOM! Why did you let my annoying boyfriend in the house?!"
"Because he has a surprise for you."
"Yeah, so i've heard, i just want to slee-Casey, why are you wearing a shirt that says i love Maggie."
"Because i do love Maggie."
"You. Are. Such. A DORK!"